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| I have kissed someone..
01. [x] on the cheek.
02. [x] on the lips.
03. [x] on their hands or fingers.
04. [x] in your room.
05. [x] in their room.
06. [x] of the opposite sex
07. [x] of the same sex. (relatives, crap like that, do not count)
08. [x] a little younger than me.
09. [x] a little older than me.
10. [x] with black hair.
11. [x] with curly hair.
12. [x] blonde hair and blue eyes.
13. [x] with red hair
14. [x] with straight hair.
15. [x] shorter than me.
16. [ ] with a lip ring.
17. [x] who i truly love/loved.
18. [x] who was drunk.
19. [ ] who was high.
20. [x] In the morning.
21. [x] right after waking up.
22. [x] just before bed.
23. [x] late at night.
24. [x] who i had just met.
25. [x] who I really didn't want to kiss.
26. [x] just talking not dating.
27. [x] on a bed.
28. [ ] in a graveyard.
29. [x] at school.
30. [x] against a wall.
31. [ ] at a show.
32. [x] at the beach.
33. [ ] at a concert.
34. [ ] in a pool.
35. [x] who was/is a good friend.
36. [x] in the rain.
37. [x] with an std.
38. [x] in the shower
39. [x] in a car/taxi/bus.
40. [x] in the movies.
41. [x] in a bathroom
42. [x] in the dark.
43. [ ] on a roof top.
44. [ ] under water.
45. [x] while driving.
46. [x] a stranger
47. [x] more than one person at once.
48. [x] crying
49. [x] goodbye forever the worst kind.
50. [x] when i was drunk.
51. [x] who didn't speak english
52. [ ] in a hot tub
53. [x] while laying down | | |
| So I keep on creating and deleting these random blogs on blogger and just writing out my emotions... whether they are ranting about boys or identifying some enlightened moment i had during the day... and it never hit me... i still have a xanga... :) so many memories in this thing... the internet is a wonderful thing... b/c all my old journals are more like scattered thoughts in random undated notebooks... and this organizes it all out... but for the price of privacy... :( | | |
| something i plagiarized from Nelly's Info Box on Aim
HOW TO KNOW WHETHER OR NOT YOU ARE READY TO HAVE KIDS:
MESS
TEST
Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick
behind the couch and leave it there all summer.
TOY TEST
Obtain a
55-gallon box of Legos (or you may substitute roofing tacks). Have a friend
spread them all over the house. Put on a blindfold. Try to walk to the bathroom
or kitchen. Do not scream because this would wake a child at
night.
GROCERY STORE TEST
Borrow one or two small animals (goats
are best) and take them with you as you shop. Always keep them in sight and pay
for anything they eat or damage.
DRESSING TEST
Obtain one large,
unhappy, live octopus. Stuff into a small net bag making sure that all the arms
stay inside.
FEEDING TEST
Obtain a large plastic milk jug. Fill
halfway with water. Suspend from the ceiling with a cord. Start the jug
swinging. Try to insert spoonfuls of soggy cereal into the mouth of the jug,
while pretending to be an airplane. Now dump the contents of the jug on the
floor.
NIGHT TEST
Prepare by obtaining a small cloth bag and fill
it with 8-12 pounds of sand. Soak it thoroughly in water. At 3:00p.m., begin to
waltz and hum with the bag until 9:00p.m. Lay down your bag and set your alarm
for 10:00p.m. Get up, pick up your bag, and sing every song you have ever heard.
Make up about a dozen more and sing these too until 4:00a.m. Set alarm for
5:00a.m. Get up and make breakfast. Keep this up for 5 years. Look
cheerful.
INGENUITY TEST
Take an egg carton. Using a pair of
scissors and pot of paint, turn it into an alligator. Now take a toilet paper
tube and turn it into an attractive Christmas candle. Use only scotch tape and a
piece of foil. Last, take a milk carton, a ping-pong ball, and an empty box of
Cocoa Puffs. Make an exact replica of the Eiffel Tower.
AUTOMOBILE
TEST
Forget the BMW and buy a station wagon. Buy a chocolate ice cream
cone and put it in the glove compartment. Leave it there. Get a dime. Stick it
into the cassette player. Take a family size package of chocolate chip cookies.
Mash them into the back seat. Run a garden rake along both sides of the car.
There, perfect.
PHYSICAL TEST (Women)
Obtain a large beanbag chair
and attach it to the front of your clothes. Leave it there for 9 months. Now
remove 10 of the beans. And try not to notice your closet full of clothes. You
won't be wearing them for a while.
PHYSICAL TEST (Men)
Go to the
nearest drug store. Set your wallet on the counter. Ask the clerk to help
himself. Now proceed to the nearest food store. Go to the head office and
arrange for your paycheck to be directly deposited to the store. Purchase a
newspaper. Go home and read it quietly for the last time.
FINAL
ASSIGNMENT
Find a couple who already have a small child. Lecture them on
how they can improve their discipline, patience, tolerance, toilet training and
child's table manners. Suggest many ways they can improve. Emphasize to them
that they should never allow their children to run wild. Enjoy this experience.
It will be the last time you will have all the answers. | | |
| I am now in my senior year of high school. Unfortunately, I feel no wiser now than I did in 6th grade.
I still make the same stupid mistakes, and I still act like a 5 year old. Except now, I do less homework.
But I have built great friendships and relationships, and am now at a crossroads in my life. I think before I speak, and I think before I write, something I never bothered to do before.
-Tanya
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| Wow... an entire year has passed by and none of these have changed...
01. [x] on the cheek.
02. [x] on the lips.
03. [x] on their hands or fingers.
04. [x] in your room.
05. [x] in their room.
06. [x] of the opposite sex
07. [x] of the same sex. (relatives, crap like that, do not count)
08. [x] a little younger than me.
09. [x] a little older than me.
10. [x] with black hair.
11. [x] with curly hair.
12. [x] blonde hair and blue eyes.
13. [ ] with red hair
14. [x] with straight hair.
15. [x] shorter than me.
16. [ ] with a lip ring.
17. [ ] who i truly love/loved.
18. [x] who was drunk.
19. [ ] who was high.
20. [x] In the morning.
21. [ ] right after waking up.
22. [ ] just before bed.
23. [x] late at night.
24. [x] who i had just met.
25. [x] who I really didn't want to kiss.
26. [x] just talking not dating.
27. [x] on a bed.
28. [ ] in a graveyard.
29. [x] at school.
30. [x] against a wall.
31. [ ] at a show.
32. [x] at the beach.
33. [ ] at a concert.
34. [ ] in a pool.
35. [x] who was/is a good friend.
36. [x] in the rain.
37. [ ] with an std.
38. [x] in the shower
39. [x] in a car/taxi/bus.
40. [x] in the movies.
41. [x] in a bathroom
42. [x] in the dark.
43. [ ] on a roof top.
44. [x] under water.
45. [x] while driving.
46. [x] a stranger
47. [x] more than one person at once.
48. [x] crying
49. [x] goodbye forever the worst kind.
50. [x] when i was drunk.
51. [x] who didn't speak english
52. [ ] in a hot tub
53. [x] while laying down
today im 17 and my fun years are just floating past me emerged in school and homework.... if anyone would like to pry me away from my hybernating state of life and do something insane again... like i used to do before highschool started... i will love you dearly
Sincerely,
Tanya
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